Well, yeah. [He scratches at his cheek. Hating the way it seemed to be burning right now.] I mean... [Nope. That is exactly what he meant.] Yeah, of course I did. I thought, you know, everyone did? [He doesn't even consider separating himself from humans for this.] Especially because it feels really good. A high I can't really explain.

I can't believe you haven't tried before. Not even, say-um, in the shower? When you're washing? And how sometimes it might tickle a little? And then ahhhh--nevermind.